I came back because I'm not quitting on ya. No No No No No kid, giving up is for rookies.YA DID IT, KID! YA DID IT, YOU WON BY A LANDSLIDE!.WILL YOU FORGET THE HEAD-SLICING THING?!?!.If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. A guy can only take so much disappointment. And everyone would say, "That's Phil's boy." That's right. So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! BUT THAT FURSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history. Now there was a guy who had it all the build, the foot-speed. And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy.Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but-ever-so-crucial, little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU! Meg, Meg Meg! My sweet, deluded little minion.For the Trojans, hey! They bet on the wrong horse. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness.I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing HIS MERCHANDISE?!.I’m about to rearrange the cosmos… and the one schlemiel who can louse it up… is waltzing around IN THE WOODS.Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I, regrettably, have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?! So, is this an audience or a mosaic? You're really choked up about this, aren't you?.
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